Hello, Simple. I’m Complex.

And with that simple line, a great love story begins.

What do you think would happen if these two started dating and eventually end up getting married? Would they clash since they’re opposites? Or would they complement each other with their own strengths and weaknesses?

Opposites generally attract. Remember what happens to magnets when you put them side by side: similar poles repel each other, opposite poles attract. The same is true with our love birds here: Simple gets attracted to Complex due to their opposite nature.

In a world that’s getting increasingly more and more complex by the day, where chaos is mostly the order of the day (pun perhaps intended; OK, it’s intended), the obvious antidote to that is simplicity.

And that’s the way we do things around here at Simple Tailor --- simple (if the name isn’t obvious enough).

With all the chaos you have to deal with on a day-to-day basis, we don’t want you to go through so much trouble just to get the right clothes for you.

But of course, we know how some of you feel about shopping for clothes online. There are those of us who have experienced some of the horrors of buying clothes via the web, and one such horror is getting clothes that’s either too large or too small for your size. If that happens, you then have to go through the hassle of returning the item so it can be replaced with the right fit. The back and forth can take ages.

Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt (wrong size).

Well, say goodbye to those horrors and hassles. We’re done with them. At Simple Tailor, we don’t sell ready-to-wear shirts; we sell wear-when-ready shirts. You give us your dimensions, then we customize the shirt to whatever your specific size requirements are. You don’t get ill-fitting shirts from us; you get the right fit, as if you’ve tried them on in a fitting room.

Yeah, sure, but can I choose the fabric? Glad you asked. Yup, you can. We know that feeling of having chosen the perfect style you want, yet end up getting disappointed because the fabric is just not right. Simple Tailor has a great line of carefully curated fabrics so you can choose exactly what you want. Our fabrics are, um, fab.

But what about the price? Well, you’ll be pleasantly sur-priced. It’s affordable (and you can take that to the bank).

So, you choose the style, you choose the fabric, you give us your dimensions, we customize the clothes for you. No fuss. No frills. No disappointments. Just the right clothes for you, by you. How’s that for simplicity?

When do I get my shirts? So glad you asked again. Your totally customized shirts will be at your doorstep in approximately 2 weeks.

But wait, what happened to Simple and Complex? Well, they had a child, and they named her ‘Simplex.’ We know. No story can be more made-up than that. But hey, it’s a good metaphor for the world, right? The harmony between simplicity and complexity is what makes living both exciting and challenging.

Here at Simple Tailor, we keep it, well, simple. We don’t complicate stuff. As one of the great Renaissance masters, Leonardo da Vinci, rightly put it: ‘Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.’

Ready to shop? We’re ready to bop. Let’s simplify!

Enough said.

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